<3 internet. h8 you. aka Paris Preeeerb.
What was the Phantom when it was alive?
A bubble wrapped squid.
What was your first ever job?
Video news journalist for AP during the FIFA Word Cup 2010 - was dope.
What’s your most baller habit?
I know how to make £100 disappear.
If I gave you £1 million what would you do with it?
Fly all living cockatoos to chill with me in a room for a whole day.
Best thing you’ve read recently
Newspaper headline: China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash